DeSnake Announces AlphaBay Re-launch & 2037 Decentralized Market
Published by Ethan on Sat, Apr 1, 2023 | Tagged AlphaBay, Darknet Market | 97 Comments

April Fools!

On March 31st, DeSnake, the main administrator of AlphaBay, posted an update on Dread announcing his return and the 3rd iteration of AlphaBay. Many people are skeptical of this re-launch, as AlphaBay exit scammed one month ago.

DeSnake posted a message on Dread announcing the re-launch:

AlphaBay is back

DeSnakes's signed message can be found here.

Some people are still angry about AlphaBay's previous exit scam:

A post on /d/fraud

Other Breaking News

Paris announced he is selling Dread:

Paris here, I'm selling Dread, $50 million, message me on facebook https://facebook.com/paris

Elon Musk is asking for Dogecoin donations to launch a darknet market:

Hi, it's Elon speaking...

This that come upon has been baffling to me & my team. We would definitely looking for team to provide the demand in the market & we're consistently finding a solution.

Sadly, I'm unable to invest or provide my own any type of income towards this a of project of this venture since the increase of surveillance that has took over.

I'm leaving my doge if you would like to donate to the project: DF1KyU6PGWL8VZ482bUynBXDRzzZVHcH8

Session (via PGP) if you would want to participate and finish create this madness: 05e9741d4ab9b5bfca3cd61d902860248f3d4c774168d064e11fcc6908f2cf261b

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4fc6aa0391
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

DeSnake is my HERO

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933cc712a4
933cc712a4
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

No. DeSnake is our HERO

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8cdc5268e5
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

>>933cc712a4

SOVIET THEME INTENSIFIES

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45e98971f8
Wed, Apr 19, 2023

>> e222be5405

fed post much troon

Agents posts worst "fedbait" ever,

asked to leave the FBI

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66d3f991ac
Sun, Apr 23, 2023

bro exit scammed us ... he is retiring with 20 mill XD

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shiny
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

I can't wait to meet Phrack 2. He was a real gem.

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c0fa099d92
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

Phaggot

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567f0db89d
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

hahahahahaha

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e4fc948391
e4fc948391
Mon, Apr 3, 2023

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Dicksnake
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

The least believable thing here is he would finish his decentralized project by 2037.

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47fab08969
coooooooon
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

NOBODY SAID NIGGER IN THE COMMENTS YET

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74hd824hdp
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

APRIL FOOLS

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7387822442
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

Ethan is trolling now. hahahahaha

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alpha03
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

Lmao you gave me happiness then took it away.

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708eccc832
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

We do a little trolling.

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b3f7df683b
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

inb4 alphabay 4

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OPSEC
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

All the feds have to do is trace DeSnake’s clear net web link that has his story about the take down of alphabay 1 find who registered that domain through ICNN. They did this with Mnt. Gox and figured out Mark Karpeles. To clarify further, a domain called silkroadmarket.org was registered by a customer of KalyHost.com, a service of his company and Mt Gox parent Tibanne.

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OPSEX
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

DeSnake doesn't use clearweb. Even if he did he would register domains anonymously.

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retard
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

30 IQ comment

b5556453fc
OPSEC guru
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

They can track him through his domains. desnake.me alphabay2.com alphaguard.com alphabay-forums.com

All registered on GoDaddy by the same person, before the launch of AlphaBay2.

Literally the same thing they used to catch the operators of MtGox, BTC-E, Silkroad, Silkroad 2, Silkroad 3, ChipMixer, RaidForums, BreachForums. The list goes on.

It's impossible to register a domain without your personal info and it's impossible to host a website without a domain. It's the weakest link of criminals security.

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a28f0a7864
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

@OPSEC guru "criminals security" makes it sound like you're a fed. Mixing/Exchanging random hashes is only illegal to computer retarded people. There is substantial case law that prevents the government from regulating encryption, including registering hashes of random data with a government agency. (it sounds so stupid when you say it out loud) An example of the level of computer retarded in governments is the State of Kansas was leaking every resident of the state's personal information on their website, someone told them what was happening and the State Governor officially announced in a press conference that they will be arresting the person who told them about the data leak because they "hacked the data by breaking the GZIP encryption." The continued to leak the data months after doing a press conference to tell everyone it was leaking and how to access it. Only an elected official would be so computer retarded.

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e98eb57699
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

@OPSEC guru so I just checked and it was Missouri. Different articles say different things in their attempt to coverup the leak but the original story is all residents data.

https://www.nytimesn7cgmftshazwhfgzm37qxb44r64ytbb2dj3x62d2lljsciiyd.onion/2021/10/15/us/missouri-st-louis-post-teachers-hack.html

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OPSEC
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

@OPSEC guru is right it’s impossible to register a domain without leaving a trace. And for the person that talks about the government not being a able to regulate encryption cause theirs a law, You really don’t understand they don’t give a fuck about breaking their own rules they do whatever it takes and they will never admit this to you or anyone. For example prism which was used by the NSA did they ever announce that they were using this? when they knew clearly they were breaking the laws of privacy. No it’s all about getting facts and that’s just how the game is if you want to play your going to pay and when you wonder why your sitting behind bars well it’s the stupidity that a law or a code is going to stop them in you think for one minute they won’t go over your heads cause how are you going to prove that they did?

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8b97246327
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

@OPSEC The trail left behind is a bitcoin address and Tor exit node IP, feds always discourage things they don't have control over. And why are you talking is past tense? They are using PRISM today. It's worse now that it's ever been. Before Cloudflare that could only inject malware under QUANTUMINSERT using PRISM providers but now they can inject malware into any Cloudflare hosted domain. Whoever came up with the idea that "they will give us their SSL keys if we ask" was probably laughed at the same way the the person who came up with "social media" was who said "they will give us their friends, family, life information if we ask" It was so unbelievable at the time, the CIA was brought before congress to investigate why taxpayer funds were being used to invest in Facebook, the CIA director's response was "it's our most successful intelligence program" (i have the video)

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8f3a9547cc
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

I'm not posting here anymore because I have better things to do than argue with paranoid people. The feds are active here but aren't engaging so trolling is a waste of time. haveibeenpwned's Troy Hunt took down his passwords leak database 4 days after it was posted here that they are selectively prosecuting pom, that was enough for me to look into Troy some more and I found that he was on vacation but ended it early to go home and take his passwords leak database down. Troy's not even white anymore, he could pass for middle eastern with his over-tanning. For a "security expert" his OPSEC is terrible.

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You guys are restarded
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

Its easy as fuck to register a domain anonymous.

Hell even at namecheap you can buy them with crypto.

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tugbunter69
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

I come here for the Desnake messages daily, I try to not spill my coffee while reading.

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e951fd782e
cuckbunter
Sat, Apr 1, 2023

Same

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6a83b2d524
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

tughunter69 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck my ass

no im serious, please do. i want your cock inside of me.

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aprilfaggot
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

DeSnake was posting here all the time in the comment section, its always been him. But I admit, you got be good mate.

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4477e7b9c8
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

U gOt mE uWu!!!!

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cfbd880227
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

we awe annyouncing ^w^ the waunch of AwfufuBay 3.0 togethew with the decentwawized infwastwuctuwe ^-^ AwfuGuawd.

Aww f-f-funds wiww be wefunded t-to the usews of AwfufuBay 2.

we apowogize x3 fow the twoubwes!!!

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623a296f09
Sun, Apr 16, 2023

new market idea: UwU market

admins always talk in uwu-fied messages and the website is plastered in weeaboo shit and pictures of astolfo

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fucks
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

aprill fucks day

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OPSEC
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

OPSEX you dumb faget you cant register a clearnet domain anonymously. If so give us a guide on how this is accomplished?

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ed119647be
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

1. Go to a registrar that accepts Bitcoin. (Ghandi, Namecheap, Epik).

2. Register Domain

3. Send Bitcoin for payment.

Purchase 10 years at a time and make sure to use WHOIS privacy.

Your domain can't be cancelled for refusal to provide ID, the only thing they can do is tell you to transfer it elsewhere. If you try to transfer and they don't do so within 5 days then email ICANN to get them fined $1,000/day until they do so.

If you're really paranoid about losing it then keep the domain UNLOCKED and save the transfer authorization so you can transfer it away even if your account is blocked.

The only contact information that must be valid is email address.

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684dcd2e0c
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

WHOIS Privacy meets any legal requirement for valid information but you still need to keep a valid email because it's needed for yearly contact verification and some transfers.

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6376fafad3
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

The USA feds can't do anything to nazify domain registration because ICANN is an international organization like WHO. If you're under heavy attack by nazi feds then hiring a law firm in Switzerland to register the domain would be best. If you're not concerned with getting doxxed you can sue any registrar if they transfer your domain to the feds without going through ICANN. (they never go through ICANN)

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787f1a1de9
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

You don't need Bitcoin. In the USA you can use prepaid debit cards, money orders, google play cards (to register a domain with google), Amazon cards to register a domain with Amazon.

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09ad2a802c
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

You can easily register a clearnet domain anonymously...

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OPSEC
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

No you can’t easily register a domain anonymously once you even use TOR to access a clear-net registry you are now vulnerable to the exit relay to the clear-net. When I get on here it’s crazy to even think people really do think all this software can protect them.

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54a2b3033e
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

@OPSEC so your claim is there's rogue exits that have the ability to break RSA/ECDSA to view the traffic and have access to microsecond level traffic analysis in every country to do global correlation attacks, all to trace someone engaging in the legal activity of registering a domain? hahaha, okay fed.

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31fd121e0b
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

@OPSEC it would be more believable if you said Intel CPUs have backdoored AES-NI which leaks the key through timing and most Intel based nodes are in plaintext. That would be a believable conspiracy theory.

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OPSEC
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

You don’t have to be a fed to know your technology. It’s called doing your research and it’s very clear if you think RSA AES or any encryption will protect you than you are blind. The NSA sees it all.

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c5a37143c5
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

The NSA can break P-curves in seconds, Curve25519 in a day, Bitcoin address in a day, and RSA-4096 in a month, but you have to be REALLY important for them to be breaking your keys like that because it's not scalable and takes a lot of energy (except for P-curves). When they break Curve25519/RSA, it ties up their computing clusters in multiple eyes countries, that foreign computing time is tracked in "equal sharing" agreements where they owe the foreign countries the same amount of computing time in the future. When they use these methods it's secret at the highest levels so it can't be used in court. And just because RSA takes longer does not make it safer, there's MANY ways RSA can fail and be broken in seconds, Curve25519 is safest. AES-256 with a properly generated key provides 128 bits of security and AES-128 provides 64 bits of security against the NSA because they have quantum accelerated equipment. "But a general purpose quantum computer is years away?" (in retard voice) I'm not talking about a "general purpose computer" I'm talking about accelerated equipment designed to do specific tasks. Google recently used quantum accelerated equipment to solve a problem that would take a binary system 40,000 years to solve. If Google is leaping 40,000 years today and the NSA is historically 30 years ahead of the private sector.... dun dun dunnnn

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26c4cb8811
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

take your meds. RSA is fine.

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df0ab37f37
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

RSA isn't fine with so many backdoored RNGs. A backdoored RNG compromises the private key of RSA if you use it one time and it only compromises the message with Curve25519. Just like it's unsafe to use random data for AES-256 IV because a backdoored RNG OR IV collision compromises the secret key, but with XCHACHA20 it only compromises the message.

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WTFimsoCONFUSED
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

ey this is obvious april fools joke is it not....

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cyb
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

really nice 1th april jokes!

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33fa16b4b7
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

Elon IS DeSnake. He setup AlphaBay to get his baby mama drugs but he's shut it down now that they're separated.

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Tyler Durden
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

https://www.zerohedge.com

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Nigger
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

If you unironically read that shit I actually feel bad for you. When was the last time you read an uplifting news article? You are being brainwashed into being a hate-filled, miserable person.

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97f1dbfdf1
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

ZeroHedge often reports news a week before US State Media. In March 2020 they were suspended from Twitter for saying covid leaked from the Wuhan Lab with video of the infected bats in cages from the lab and the papers the Wuhan lab published in 2018 of covid's genetic code. At the time it was really silly for the Chinese Government to say it was natural with all of the evidence including publishing the GENETIC CODE YEARS BEFORE like how stupid can you be, but it all made sense when the evidence started getting scrubbed from the internet by big tech. Why did American companies help the Chinese Government cover up the largest bioweapon attack in history? That's what I've been wondering since about April 2020...

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ee66ec5f04
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

China literally responded to trade tariffs with a global bioweapon attack. If American tech companies weren't censoring information based on orders from the Chinese Government, I would upload videos of the Chinese Military gunning down 1,000s of university students and journalists with machine guns in Tiananmen Square, videos of 1,000s of slaves chained, beaten, and tasered with stun sticks at the western factories, videos of people walled in Racoon City style during covid and on their knees begging for food but the police are gassing them with tear gas, videos of Chinese Police going door to door shooting pets and kidnapping children during covid, and videos from a government quarantine building where they taped masks on 100s of babies who suffocated overnight and they but they baby bodies in trash bags. All of it is covered up by US State Media because the western world "needs" Chinese slave labor.

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TheBigBaldHebeFCK
Mon, Apr 3, 2023

Next, you will claim China plans to invade North America with a million man army and kill as many citizens that fight back, as they can. Which they do plan to do by 2025, and they likely will. Get ready for Invasion USA. Woke military, no SPR left, all ammo sent to Uk nazis, so nothing bad will happen because of these things and weak ole man leader?

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edd8fe9f97
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

@TheBigBaldHebeFCK What do you mean by claim? I have the videos. A Chinese friend told me the videos are censored because allowing Chinese people to view them would cause more deaths than anything that happened in the videos and most Chinese people have never heard of Tienanmen Square because it's been replaced by a fake event in the history books, so they would realize their history is fabricated which is worse than the military gunning down university students with machine guns. The problem with that theory is Tienanmen Square wasn't a one time event, they continue to massacre people. The largest China protests in the last 50 years were a few months ago where MILLIONS (literally millions) of people were in the streets in most cities and Western State Media completely ignored it. (I have many videos of it.) The Chinese government has been identifying anyone who protested and murdering them, Western State Media calls it "disappearing." The current estimate is 10s of thousands have been killed but the real number could be in the millions, it wouldn't be the first time they killed millions of their own citizens. So censoring the videos of any of the massacres doesn't help prevent a revolutionary massacre because they continue to massacre for their authoritarianism.

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21fd57be1a
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

@TheBigBaldHebeFCK What does Hebe mean, you big bald fuck?

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P3
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

April's fool :-D

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Desnake
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

Who said Alphabay Is coming back . I have 20 fucking million dollars never. I will post new update very soon. It was a " APRIL FOOL POST NIGGERS"

I will open some market soon and do exit scam again. Catch me if you can with the same name "DeSnake".

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ElMariachi
Mon, Apr 3, 2023

Your guillotine awaits, S N A K E!

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f4947655f3
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

april fools nigger

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1222322
Sun, Apr 2, 2023

It doesnt seems right to me... Dont trust it, stick with tor taxi.

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bd322eb22f
Mon, Apr 3, 2023

snake? snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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DeSexed
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

El oh el

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879d53d2d9
DeDoxxed
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

DeSnake here, i've been doxxed by HugBunter, he is NSA nigger and my real name is Bob Lazar. Do not look me up on the internet and don't try to find my address.

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295wdjfkjef
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

hi DeSnake, okay I will not look you up. Sry about NSA nigger

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3d81eac9f8
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

relaunch news on ab-3 is there come back or what?

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e1e3515557
Tue, Apr 4, 2023

dude you dint see the news?? they are launching AB4

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cd0ae36a97
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

Niggers gonna nigg my niggas. Nigger bitch niggras and their nigglets be gettin them checks. Shiiiiiiiiiiit

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0299ccb880
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

African Americans thinking everyone is talking about them where they hear the world Nigger are full of themselves. There's way more yellow and sand Niggers than them. Israel has more White Niggers than all of Alabama. For example, saying "Those fucking Niggers stole my car." when talking about illegal alien Mexicans is common. If the AA community want's to collect more oppressed points for the government race supremacy points system, they need to run advertisements showing African Americans and saying "This is a Nigger."

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Kill Whitey
Thu, Apr 6, 2023

White incel gaming niggers are the worst tho. Should be rounded up and sent back to the farm.

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speedstepper
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

speedstepper here, a new Dream is about to happen !

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But fucker 3000
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

whats desnakes public key and how would I find it

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donkeysquardreborn
Wed, Apr 5, 2023

ayo idk dawg i can send u my key instead if u want tho?

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WHMJAM
Thu, Apr 6, 2023

What about all the money i lost because it was in escrow and I never received the products and unable to dispute because of lock out? This is crazy DeSnake is a dick.

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WHMJAM
Thu, Apr 6, 2023

Screw AB bring back the white house! The one and only that didnt screw anyone

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CumJuggler
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

Don't get scammed, retards.

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mrwhite
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

You want me to make a new white house !?

Down.

This shit just keeps getting easier.

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407496baef
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

how much time ab is comeback

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vaas
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

There is always day eight.

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03d5cce37d
Fri, Apr 7, 2023

he can keep that shit frfr

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Russo
Sun, Apr 9, 2023

DeSnake was doxxed from a mistake he made in 2014 from Club99 (a invite only fraud forum he operated), some things were overlooked, or maybe not looked at all, however I have the answers. DeSnake was an EgoPay user (which I have the database for) and there are some other interesting things that should be brought to light. I will release a full report on a dedicated URL in due course. DeSnake you know who this is. Let's sort this out privately via XMPP + (ONEMO)

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v8888888pm
Sun, Apr 9, 2023

Hello.

Check now, leave me alone.

Thank you.

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hurensohn88
Sun, Apr 9, 2023

comedy king

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NTMA
Fri, Apr 14, 2023

If it ain't Alphabay69 then I don't want it.

This reminds me of that one marketplace. I think it was called "Sneed's". Used be "Chuck's". Miss that one.

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7c7312cf0e
Fri, Apr 14, 2023

how much time alphabay coming back? any legit update on ab

i think its coming back in 1 year

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10a67c2688
Tue, Apr 18, 2023

Is he the real Elon on Twitter or someone else

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38db29288a
Fri, Apr 28, 2023

If alphabay launches again successfully then humanity is surely doomed. All the folks who lost money on alphabet exit scam should pool their resources in locating and assassinating DeSnake.

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toplel
Mon, May 22, 2023

April 1st post, m8s!

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7e37967055
Fri, Jun 23, 2023

jamais alex cazz be work with fucking nigger America power White Power

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Tier1RedTeam
Sun, Jun 25, 2023

hahahah this shit makes me laugh, especially @OPSECguru saying you cannot register a domain ANONYMOUSLY, LMFAO....What else do you think that you cannot do anonymously? Your incredible lack of knowledge makes me laugh, that is all, and the fact you might be a pussy ass law enforment agent of some kind, but in the case of you being law enforcement, i only believe you deserve to die, and not your entire family.

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fdafdsaf5425
Tue, Jul 25, 2023

What the fuck is that?

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f718baa57a
HunterBiden
Tue, Aug 1, 2023

God fucking damnit. You fucking retards trolled me so fucking hard I can barely breath. I was an alphabay vendor and lost nearly 100K USD in escrow when the site exit scammed and now I'm poor as fuck. You made me think, for a brief moment that there was a glimmer of hope in my life. Something that I could look forward too. A future where I may experience happiness. But now I know. All that is here for me in this world is despair. FUCK YOU NIGGERS!

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32c60faf11
Fri, Aug 25, 2023

NIGGER

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De83836pen15
Tue, Sep 19, 2023

Idiots

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